Sunday, June 20, 2010

I'm not so sure...

To My Hips:

What happened? We used to be friends, but due to your recent expansion I am having a hard time maintaining our relationship. I know growing a baby was hard work for you, but you really didn't have to get any wider. She didn't even come out that way. Now I have zero pants that fit me. It's not like I can quickly buy some new ones, since I have no idea what size, styles, or brands fit my new figure. Shopping for pants has become a drawn-out, dreaded experience that only ends in frustration. I hope you are happy.


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